Stranger:ug ftw
You:You are quite cheese.
Stranger:is this sparta?
You:I hurt my lasagna there.
Stranger:can we be bffs?
You:Only if you like haggis.
Stranger:ew, gross, it tastes like bacon.
You:What about lauren sausage?
Stranger:So did Ringo.
You:So you like eating Beatles?
Stranger:No, Beetles. Silver Beetles.
You:I'm playing the bagpipes.
Stranger:I'm eating the pipebag.
You:Oh dear
Stranger:D'oh, ear.
You:Nachos!
Stranger:SACHELS!
Stranger:I feel I betray your trust if I keep this information withheld.
Stranger:I'm a sesquipedalian orator.
You:I'm quite eloquent if I do say so myself
You:And loquacious
Stranger:I'm curvacious.
Stranger:And I tend to expedite my sexual rendezvous as well.
Stranger:But I don't swim.
You:That's quite interesting, young grasshopper.
You:Now I must take my leave, son.
Stranger:But...
Stranger:No one else will talk to me. They just want me for my booty.
Stranger:fucking pirates
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